That sexually frustrating moment when you turn off...
thisisthebabalerrr: Edward Norton, why can’t you be mine?
It makes you feel good :)
skype... lets make friends
make it happen
Heres to the fast
Of all creatures ever made, man is the most detestable. He is the only creature...– Mark Twain (via veganlove)
Good work out tonight
the gym is fun for me, and i hope it stays that way :)
Junk food is like a one night stand. It won't be...
92) I'm married and prefer to sleep alone. I make...
I'm a genius.
evenwithyourdoubts: So, dimples are just abnormally short muscles in the face, which is basically a mutation. I have dimples, which makes me a mutant, which pretty much makes me an X-Man… My life just got so much cooler.
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