comfybluechair:

I call my friend on Skype and lo and behold, her kid is being more badass than me. Look at him, chillin’ on the couch in his torn jeans and Vans not givin’ a single fuck in the whole gosh dang world, munchin’ on some chips while watching TV. Also, his name is Maximillian, which is far more badass than “Stephen.” Damn, what a cool kid.